So, quick story. There’s this guy, mid-30s, beard, tattoos, one of those loud laughers you can hear from the waiting room. He gets up after his cleaning, rubs his tongue across his teeth, and goes, “Dude… they feel like marble. Like... polished bathroom tile.” Then he laughs, coughs, and says, “Is that weird?” Honestly? Not even a little. https://butternut4.hashnode.dev/you-know-that-slick-feeling-after-a-cleaning-yeah-thats-teeth-polishing-and-its-kind-of-underrated